The Wife

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
-Al Gore
(Ya, right..)

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
-Socrates
(Thats why u become a philosopher ek wahai socrates?..heh)

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
-Mike Tyson
(Haha..macam pernah kena je mike tyson nih..)

The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?
-George Clooney
(FYI, they want everything mr. george!)

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
-Bill Clinton
(Cian bill clinton, dapat bini suke bercakap kot..haha)

"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."
-Michael Jordan
(yes u are totally right mr michael! money,money,money $$$$..marriage is money..hihi  )

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming

1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
-Shaquille O’Neal
(erk, ok...:-P )

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...
-Kobe Bryant
(But abg, dun't u ever forget mine ok! i'm warning you..hihi)

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
-Barack Obama
(U should too mr. husband!)

First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
-Jimmy Kimmel
(Erk..kantoi..hah)