After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
(Thats why u become a philosopher ek wahai socrates?..heh)
Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
(Haha..macam pernah kena je mike tyson nih..)
The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?
(FYI, they want everything mr. george!)
I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
(Cian bill clinton, dapat bini suke bercakap kot..haha)
"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."
(yes u are totally right mr michael! money,money,money $$$$..marriage is money..hihi )
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
(erk, ok...:-P )
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...
(But abg, dun't u ever forget mine ok! i'm warning you..hihi)
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
(U should too mr. husband!)
First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."