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The husband Store

Sumber: Internet.

A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband.

Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!

There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights.

There is, however, a catch. ... You may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building.

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. .

On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.

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The second floor sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.

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The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking.

" Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

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She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead good looking and help with the housework.

"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"

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Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:

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Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.

Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!

p/s: Tak perlu lah nak impikan seseorang yang perfect kalau diri sendiri pun serba kekurangan. Hidup berumahtangga perlu give and take. Jika salah seorang buat salah, jangan kita cepat melenting tanpa berfikir. Harus diingat pasangan kita pun manusia biasa, seperti juga kita. Yang penting, kena saling faham dan tidak mengulang kesalahan yang sama. Sekian, tazkirah ringkas. ekeke.. tata.

Cara Pantas Kuruskan badan

Seorang mamat yang gemuk masuk ke fitness center untuk menguruskan badan.. seorang lelaki di kaunter bertanya kepada mamat tadi;

“Kami menawarkan 2 program disini… RM 50 untuk versi ‘biasa’ dan RM100 untuk versi ‘cepat’.”

Mamat tu pon berkata, ” Saya ingat yang biasalah sebab saya ni baru nak try kuruskan badan.”

“Ok, Encik sila masuk ke bilik no.5 di penjuru bilik sana,” jawab penjaga kaunter.

Mamat tadi pun masuk la ke bilik itu dan menutupnya. Selang 2 minit kemudian, seorang wanita cantik, lawa, body best, mantap masuk ke dalam bilik itu. Dia kemudian menanggalkan pakaiannya sehingga menyebabkan mamat tu tak senang duduk,berpeluh.

Perempuan tadi berkata,” kalau tuan dapat tangkap saya, tuan boleh buat apa saja dengan saya… hikhikhikk” dan dia terus berlari dalam bilik itu. mamat tadi pun kejar la.. kejar punya kejar samapai 10 minit pon tak dapat lagi. tapi mamat tu kejar lagi sampai terjatuh terjelepok lalu pengsan.

Apabila dia sedar, dia bangun dan terus ke penimbang dan mendapati beratnya dah turun 3 kg. ” wow.. mmg senang nak turun berat badan,.. memang berbaloi aku bayar RM 50 tadi” katanya seorang diri.

Keesokkan harinya dia datang semula ke tempat tersebut. Dia ditegur oleh pemuda di kaunter. Setelah diberi penerangan seperti semalam, mamat tadi memilih untuk mencuba versi ‘cepat’ pula.

“Baiklah, Encik masuk bilik no. 6 di situ ya..”kata penjaga kaunter.

Setelah beberapa minit didalam bilik itu, datanglah seorang body builder yang badannya tough dan terus melondehkan pakainnya. body builder itu berkata ” Saya akan kejar kamu dalam bilik ini, dan kalau saya dapat … … hehhehheee”

p/s: Jom kita berdiet!